I no longer know if I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
"fuck yeah heterosexuality" whats next.. fuck yeah flavorless oatmeal.. fuck yeah khaki shorts… fuck yeah dandelions without any of the seeds on them so they’re just really ugly shitting up your lawn